Which is true?
The Headlines:
- Russian Company Testing Neuro-Implants For Cows To Make Them Give More Milk (REAL)
We now live in a world where “brain implants for cows” are a thing. Russian tech startup Neiry has become the world's first company to implant neuro-devices into cow brains to increase milk production. The company performed surgeries on five conscious cows in Russia's Sverdlovsk region, fitting them with stimulators attached to the back of their heads and electrodes that penetrate deep into the brain. Neiry is claiming that they’re already seeing improved milk yields from the cows, but they haven’t released any official data so far. They’re now working to cut down on the costs associated with performing brain surgery on dairy cows, including a mobile operating room that can turn your livestock into cyborgs right there at your farm while you wait.
- California State Supreme Court Rules on Custody Disputes Involving Imaginary Childhood Friends (FAKE)
- Federal Trade Commission Files Lawsuit Against Company Selling "Invisible" Pet Leashes (FAKE)